Industrial Takeovers, Oh My

Firms to Foray into-

Mando Hunters-
 "Tired of those Bounty Hunters? Someone recently hire one out to take your head? Are you a weak and sniveling coward? Or perhaps just wish to take preventive action? Well now you can! Mando Hunters will bounty hunt your bounty hunters!"
Fictional and silly idea rooted in the Star Wars universe. Logo wise would be text with a Bounty Hunter's helmet for the O, or the entire design would be inside a T-Visor Mando helmet with the word Mando written horizontally across the top part of the visor and Hunters intersecting at the N vertically.

Gerber's Vodka-
"Why should the fun of alcohol only be for Adults? Now you can get them started early with this specially mixed Vodka drink that is perfect for your baby's tummy."
Another silly idea. Perhaps the Gerber baby with a bottle of vodka in his hand?

Artificial Date-
"Real girls constantly putting you down and making life hard for you? Are you tired and frustrated? Well now there's an alternative so good, that you won't ever need the real thing again!"
Ok yeah, this was an idea given to me by a friend, wouldn't even know how to logo-fy it but it was amusing enough to warrant a spot.

D4C (Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap)-
"Got problems in your life of love? Having troubles with your highschool head? Don't like the guy down the street? We can fix all of it."
Inspired by the ACDC song of the same name. A do-all company that will legitimately do everything the client wants, provided by the price is right.

Realtime Savepoints-
"Always wanted to go back to that one point and redo it? Wish save points existed in real life? Well for the right price, now they do! Through ground-breaking transdimenionifier technology, you can now create and go back to your very own save points! Amount available and reusability vary on package.
Quote says it all. A device (Watch/Remote/Wristguard/Necklace/Moretocome) that allows the user to create as many save points as it has primary charges, and to use them as many points as it has secondary charges. It doesn't allow them to recreate time and space, because that would be silly. It simply sends them back in time and shifts the user to an alternate timeline where they make the choice they have in mind. Silly don't you know time doesn't simply rewrite itself? No, thats why millions of alternate timelines exist, duh~

Ultimate Game Console-
"Tired of being tied down to play a game? Or maybe you're tired of those portable games requiring you to pay attention? Maybe you just want to play while being able to work, or work out, or go to school, and still be able to multitask? Well the UGC provides a solution! With a cross-console port that allows it to hook up to any game and any source for games, now you can play on the go with merely your eyes and your mind with this gadget!"
Physically it'd be sort of a one-sided headset. The ear portion locks itself behind the head and then extends itself over to one of the user's eyes, a transparent crystaline patch covers the eye which shows the game in perfect quality and perfect sound. Comes with a receiver that reads brainwaves that triggers when the player focuses on their "screen" for perfect hands-free on the go playing.

Nintendo-
Not much to say, kind of interested in designing an alternative logo for Nintendo, the popular video game company.